It’s the day after April Fools Day, and you know what that means:

Now everything is true again!

April Fools Day is that one day a year when you are sanctioned to lie. For reals. It’s in the Constitution.

But the day after April Fools Day is here, and that means you’re required to tell the truth. So go on out there and believe everything you hear.

But then of course, there’s this:

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

John 8:44

also this:

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

2 Corinthians 4:4

Don’t believe everything you hear. If it comes from the world, it comes from the Devil. On the other hand…

Sanctify them through Thy Truth: Thy Word is Truth.

John 17:17

If it comes from The Book, you can take it to the bank.