There’s this guy named David Meade, who calls himself a “specialist in research and investigations.”

Let’s just pause here and note how made-up that title is. What does that even mean? “I specialize in researching and investigating.” But what do you research? Apparently the end of the world stuff cause he claims that last month’s eclipse was a sign that the world was going to end soon and that “soon” means “Saturday.”

Nevermind the fact that only a narrow strip of one country actually saw the eclipse last month. Maybe the world is just going to end for middle america? Is that a Trump joke? You decide.

Anyway Meade is just the latest in a long line of doomsday predictors who say they know when the world as we know it will end. But do I look scared? No. I feel fine.

Because even IF the world ended on Saturday I’d be ready. And if it doesn’t, I’m going to stay ready in the meantime.

HOWEVER

I will say that my mother’s birthday is Saturday and she’s turning 66

I’m not saying my mother is the antichrist. I’m just saying I’ve never seen her and the antichrist in the same room at the same time. It’s suspicious is all.