This is a real tweet sent out by a real person

xmas tweet

 

 

 

 

 

First of all, the grammar in this tweet…oh, the humanity.

Secondly, Mrs. “dope fresh” I’m sorry to hear that your Christmas was so poopy because you didn’t get A NEW CAR LIKE IN A CBS GAMESHOW. How horrible it must be for you to have to keep driving the car you already have.

This Christmas, yall tweeters need Jesus, the Man who said “It is more blessed to give thanĀ  to receive” (Acts 20:35).

Amen.

That’s all I got.